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Here comes the bride...and...oh no, it's...she's covered in blood. But WHY? Overanalyze with me, won't you? Trigger warning, this essay contains much talk of violence. (And even worse, a long-winded personal anecdote.) Also, because I'm Type A, here are all the things I already know are wrong with it: -Weird audio dampening that happens between all cuts -The opera is distracting, but I stand by it -Some picture resolutions are wonky…like, really wonky -weird glitchy thing at 11:44 -My kingdom for a return to a real set and some production value someday

Orlando Attractions Magazine Segment Intros CapCom Commercial Dirt Devil VO Thermo Fisher Scientific Industrial Indiana Public Radio News Story L.A. Comedy Fest Sketch Haunted Mansion Film History Bloody Brides Film Essay Attractions Magazine Interview - Scott Swenson Attractions Magazine - On Location Attractions Magazine - Away Mission Orlando

Below, you’ll find: 1. Disclaimers 2. Credits 3. Links to Recommendations 1. Ye Olde Disclaimers This is by no means a thorough compendium. It’s Classic Film 101 stuff. Turns out, I'm not great at choosing high-res images. I'll do better next time. I filmed in January before a big surgery. I wasn’t looking or feeling my best. I did it anyway. Just...no need to tell me how rough I'm looking or how dumb I sound. I’m up to speed. The Spongebob joke went on for too long. I make a lot of Mr. Burns/T-Rexish arm movements. I think I'm okay with that? Having my elbows checked by professionals soon. "Monsieur Verdoux" was obviously not made in 1980. Whoopsadaisies. It was a typo. 2. Credits Songs Dark Dance by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3604-dark-dance License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Il trovatore: Il Trovatore: Anvil Chorus Toccata and Fugue in D Minor by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4533-toccata-and-fugue-in-d-minor License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Aquarium by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/5738-aquarium License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Waltz of Treachery by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4606-waltz-of-treachery License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Danse Macabre Isolated Harp by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3601-danse-macabre License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Grave Matters by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/3822-grave-matters License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Images I tried to give each image attribution within the video. Did I miss something? Let me know and I'll fix it asap. 3. Links to Recommendations Doombuggies.com facebook.com/foolishmortalsdoc/ insidethemagic.net attractionsmagazine.com https://shop.tcm.com/the-picture-of-dorian-gray/888574123192 https://www.criterion.com/films/357-kind-hearts-and-coronets https://www.amazon.com/Haunting-Julie-Harris/dp/B004WNTGYM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGOsCrwUolI https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VvFw3bFohLk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX93Gk923uo&t=10s

Just another day on the job as a theme park and attractions correspondent.