5 Questions about Hail, Caesar! - Answered

The Coens have written yet another incredible detective story. This time, they filled it with fictionalized versions of true Hollywood figures. The dreamlike universe they create is a nice place to visit if you already know the referential sites. If you're new to Old Hollywood, the plot and the humor might've been a little confusing.

While it would be easy for me to wax not-so-poetic about how much I loved Hail, Caesar!, I thought a more helpful contribution might be a primer to the many references from the film.

If you're a Lebowski fan, but you couldn't find your way into Hail Caesar!, have a look at this list and try again.

Question 1: What was up with Channing Tatum's character?

Answer: He was an homage to Gene Kelly.  His introductory dance number in Hail, Caesar! is a specific reference to Anchors Aweigh and On The Town. 


If I get one shot at introducing you to Gene Kelly, I want you to start with Cover Girl. Once you fall in love with him (and you will) you can proceed to Singin' In The Rain and THEN to Anchors Aweigh.

In Hail Caesar!, the Coen brothers pose a hypothetical question. What would the world have been like if McCarthy's communism fears were founded?

Gene Kelly WAS the red-blooded American man in film at the time, so the juxtaposition of him being a Russian spy is too good for any more of my dumb words.

The real takeaway here is that I think a great reaction to all unreasonable political movements is to have the Coen Brothers make spoof movies about them as though they were true.

Here's Gene:

These Gene Kelly movies will also show you how much you should appreciate some of the dead ringers they cast for Rita Hayworth, Phil Silvers, gossip journalist Hedda Hopper and many of the other iconic personalities of that era.

Question 2: Who was this lady supposed to be?

Answer: She was an homage to Carmen Miranda, an actress who makes me feel too much appreciation to write anything that's not super saccharine. Just watch her shiny light shine ridiculously bright in the clip below.

Here's Beautiful, Shiny, Graceful Carmen:

Question 3: Who was Josh Brolin?

Answer: Eddie Mannix, who was a real person. The idea that the Coen Bros. turned him into the earnest hero of the film is another intricate puzzle piece and a huge part of what makes Hail, Caesar! so clever for history buffs.

You can learn all you need to know about the real Eddie from this episode of the podcast You Must Remember This. Then, enjoy the shame and ridicule of your friends and family as you abandon your entire life for about a month to listen to every other episode of this engrossing show.

Don't worry, it will be worth it. (Someone sent me the podcast after I started drafting this and I had to go back and edit it in. I'm obsessed with it now.)

Question 4: Is the movie within the movie Hail, Caesar! a reference?

Answer: Yep! to Ben Hur, a movie I genuinely love. You should too. It says so much about the world at the time the movie was made (1959) and movies at the time that movie was made and the way we reflect on it now says so much about our cynical culture and if you'll excuse me, I'm sinking into a pit of pretentious quicksand...

Anyway, here's Ben Hur:

Question 5: Who was Scarlett Johansson?

Answer: Esther Williams. People have forgotten that water ballet was, at one time, intensely popular. Most people think it's a Miss Piggy joke or maybe they kind of know about synchronized swimming from the olympics...or from the classic Martin Short/Harry Shearer SNL skit.

What's that, you say? People don't know that either? I'm getting older and therefore my references are more obscure? For some reason, Esther Williams has not stuck to the collective pop culture consciousness like she should've. But her career was storied. Between her live shows and films, she was an absolute force with no current equivalent.

And I adored Scarlett Johansson's performance. Let's hear it for the juxtapositional comedy of an elegant swimmer being a sassy troubled dame!

Here's Esther in one of my favorites:

P.S. Laurence Laurentz was Howard Hawks, right? If so, I'm sneaking in one more. My favorite Howard Hawkes movie, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes

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